By Russ Vaughn, April 8th, 2006
Inspired by the Sean Hannity with Ward Churchill interview.

We send our kids to college,
To get an education;
We send them there for knowledge,
Not to learn to hate their nation.

The billions that we pay
These high priced institutions,
Should pay to teach our kids a way
To seek life’s best solutions.

But Sixties losers from the Left
Have seized the ivory towers,
So now our kids must sit bereft,
Absorbing agitprop for hours.

Hearing not the words of Winnie,
A true Churchill of distinction,
But some phony Indian ninny,
Who prophesies their extinction.

And while your kid can’t get in Yale,
Can’t make the grade or cut,
They admit a turbaned, Taliban male,
A terrorist from a hut.

So now he learns at our expense,
And no women dare sit near,
How to worm his way past our defense,
Undermine all we hold dear.

What fools they are who claim to be
The brightest in our nation;
Not even smart as you and me,
Despite their lofty station.

No common sense do they possess,
Or they’d teach our kids what’s right;
Their Marxist minds a muddled mess,
They’re fools won’t see the light.

Someday our warriors will return
seeking higher institutions,
Should not surprise those so unwise,
they may face retribution.